I'll be there just to watch you fall

I live where the girls are pretty, pot makes ya witty and the people sure are shitty. Hey, hey, it’s paradise.

There’s just something about her when she smiles.

Me: Can I go to the bathroom? 
Teacher: What for? 
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

Television: In the criminal justice system--

Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN